Who wears a wallet chain?!
smell my finger.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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