I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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