It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
