Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
