Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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