I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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