White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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