she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
too bad you live with your parents still
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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