I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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