We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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