Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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