Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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