forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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