so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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