She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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