If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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