you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my shit smells like andre
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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