Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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