You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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