just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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