So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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