How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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