I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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