Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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