There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Is Oprah even human
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Randomize
