just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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