It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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