I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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