Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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