Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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