Whoa Z and x make the same sound
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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