Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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