I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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