I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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