This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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