she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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