on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma