And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Too much gin, very little bucket
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?