I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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