Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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