yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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