Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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