I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
