just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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