I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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