didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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