i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize