i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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