Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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