yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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