If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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