does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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