sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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