Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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