do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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