I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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