i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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