My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
