drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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